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1. I was orphaned at a young age

I was raised by a pack of hyenas. No toys, no house, facing starvation and scouring for food, but boy, did we have some laughs.

2. Somebody stole a toilet from the police station.

Cops have nothing to go on.

3. Two neighbours meet over the back fence.

The one says "You idiot! You left your drapes open last night - my brother and I spent half the night watching you fucking your wife!" The neighbour retorts, "Joke's on you, pal; **I** wasn't even home last night!"

4. What do nosy peppers do?

Get jalapeno business

5. How do you organize a space party?

You Planet

6. What explains why Latino men tend to be more anxious and impulsive than their peers?

HisPanic

7. I figured out what is wrong with my brain

On the left side, there is nothing right. On the right side, there is nothing left

8. Did you hear about the doctor who discovered he loved photography in Mexico?

He had an avocation from Mexico!

9. The brand "Rolls-Royce" was coined back in 1906

The brand "Rolls-Royce" was coined back in 1906 and means "Rolling Prince," so basically "Future King of the Road." For their ambitious foresight, I have to tip my hat to the company's clever wordsmith founders, Charles Rolls and Henry Royce.

10. I’m not lazy

I’m on energy saving mode

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